Wknd is canceled

You say
Come out
It’ll be fun
I’m in pajamas by one
Already ordered my fries
Got my whole life in this couch groove

Group chat exploding in blue
Shot o’clock
Where are you?
I send a selfie
Deadpan
Holding my cat like a plus-one

Weekend is canceled
I’m busy doing nothing
Got a date with my blanket
And a show I’ve seen a hundred times
You’re out there losing wallets
I’m in here losing track of time
Weekend is canceled
I RSVP’d “decline”

You post a story at three
Somebody kissing a tree
Your eyeliner did a backflip
Mine retired at 9:05

You’re in a bathroom line maze
I’m in a skincare phase
Drinking my water in peace
From a cup that actually’s clean (oh yeah)

Weekend is canceled
I’m busy doing nothing
Got a date with my blanket
And a show I’ve seen a hundred times
You’re out there chasing chaos
I’m in here chasing one more fry
Weekend is canceled
I RSVP’d “decline”

I used to fake “I’ll see you there”
Then vanish like a ghost online (poof)
Now I just say it straight:
If it starts past eight
I already said goodbye

Weekend is canceled
I’m busy doing nothing
Got a date with my blanket
And a show I’ve seen a hundred times
You’re out there shouting over
Songs you secretly don’t like
Weekend is canceled
I’m staying in
And I’m alright (hey!)
Weekend is canceled
Please enjoy your outside life